Sometimes Before

Once i got so drunk that i forgot my mobile card pin code. The pin code was 1111. They blocked my mobile card and i have to run through entire procedure to unbloke it.
sometimes before...
I have a stomach problem when i am drunk as fuck so when i need to go to toilet i have like 1min to go in the nearest before its coming. I was on some kind of comference, youth for peace and shit like this and we were at Strasbour where we were visiting Councle of Europe. For no reason i had 9 or 10 bears before that just tought it would be cool to be drunk inside that i stitutiom (for protest, i know its stupid but i was like 18 yo). Moment we got inside i saw its comming. I needed a toilet and i dissapierd. It was the biggest shit that i ever had in my life, amd i mennage to block the toilet there were water everywhere. Meanwhile, security was looking for me. When they finnaly found me i was covered with water and shit all over me and they throw me out, of course.
sometimes before...
Once i got so drunk with my female best friend that we stole her exboifriend keys from table in night club and were fooling around entire night before we crash the car in children playground. Luckily noone was hurt.
sometimes before...
Couple years ago I went to Sicily with my folklore dancing group, first night we went to night club which has VIP places, and as i have a lot of complexes, kinda snobbish and shit, and I am a big deal in small city where I come from. Anyway, I wanted VIP places for myself. I went to VIP section and started yelling at people to "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TABLE, CAUSE MY FATHER IS WITH SICILIAN MAFIA", seconds later i had 10 people beating the shit out of me, but i was drunk so i suddenly felt nothing, like the lil bitch would say.
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Once i got so drunk that, while we were dancing, i fell on my friend and she broke her clavicle. Yes, she spend next 3 months in her bed, but while she was in bed she found a great scholarship on internet and went to Riga on her master stadies.
sometimes before...