I have a friend who is very gullible when drunk. As we were going home after a crazy night of drinking, he went into a field by the road to take a piss. Suddenly, we started yelling he was in a mine field! He stopped in shock, stood on one leg, wobbling, started to shriek! He yelled for his family, regretting he couldn't kiss his mother a final time. He then phoned a friend (who was right there with us) to come and save him. When the friend came to the field 2 seconds after the call, he was in awe of how fast he was! So we organised a whole extraction operation, carrying out the little bastard safely to the concrete :)
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