Hi, I am billybob

Short description: I am who I am.

and these are my stories...

Local famous singer was performing on saturday night so went out with my friends and met few girls there as we drunk too much we decided to take a cab to next place and one of the girls we met said she can drive since she didn’t drink at all, I was trying to tell her that us total of 7 couldn't fit in her car but seconds after she said it one of my friends open trunk of her car and get in closed after him. So we got in somehow, went to other place and she was trying to park her car and she did but my friend wasn’t satisfied with place, grab her keys sits in car took it in reverse and crashed in mosque at that time we heard someone yelling and remembered our friend was in trunk apparently he was drunk asleep and crash woke him up.
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My ex got so drunk on a Cruise ship that he puked on the floor and then slipped and fell in it. And then I had to halfway carry his puke-covered ass back to our room while stopping one more time for him to puke (into a trashcan this time). Then when we got back to the room, i shoved him into the shower fully clothed and turned on the water. I was F*CKING mad at this point because he was so dumb for getting so drunk and that I had to take care of him. Well i got him all the way down to his boxers and when I started to take his boxers off… a piece of poop fell out of his boxers on to the shower floor. It took me a second or two to realize what happened before I fell on the floor from laughing so hard. And he was so drunk that he couldn't figure out why I was laughing which made me laugh even harder! I laughed so hard i ended up pee my panties a little bit! He didn't believe me the next day when I told him what happened.
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One time recently I went out to the seaside on my friend’s yacht with a bunch of people and we were drinking having a good time when us girls decided that we wanted to go get on the very top of the yacht where you can lay out and tan or sometimes we go up there and dance. Well the way you get up/down from there is by climbing the huge windshield which is sloped so it can be tricky. My drunk friend and went to go walk down the windshield to get down but she accidentally spilt her drink down it which basically turned it into a water slide , her feet slipped out from under her and she landed on her butt and slid all the way down ,meanwhile her swimsuit bottoms got caught on the top trim of the windshield and ripped off so she slide down with no pants all the way down.
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